Broken language switches

5 December 2010 (Sunday)

I can't remember if I dream in English or Mandarin.
And Now I can't decide if I count in English or Mandarin.

My default programme does the table of multiplication in Mandarin, and the rest of the function in English.

This is what my mind speaks when doing a mental sum of [(8x8)- (2x5)]/2

Switch: [(8.8.64) - (2.5.10)]/2 = pause
Switch: 64-10=54/2= pause
Switch: (2.2.4/14/2.7.14)27
Switch:27

I need an electrician to fix my broken language switch.