How we Died

How We Died.

In broad daylight, 3 kukus decided to take a walk in the Punggol Red House. In case you don't know what a red house is, it's a haunted house. Haha, there's one in Pasir Ris. After dear Naomi pangseh the 3 kukus for her beloved church, they staggered forward through bushes and shrubs, ok they're only knee length, and they finally walked around it to find an opening.

Omg, someone's been here. Looks like he didn't make it out. :(( Only his bag did. Still we went in. We love nothing more than a little excitement.

Ahh, the infamous red house.. Looks normal. Actually it looks very nice..

This is Kuku No. 1 and Kuku No. 2, we're taking photos in front of the house!! AHH, see that hole on the left, what if a hand flew out. :P

Kuku No. 1 and Kuku No. 3!! We were leaving soon in case of ghosts attack. :S

But Kuku 1 likes to take photos :(( See that weirdo looking hand? We were brutally killed by that monster.

And so we were trapped by the four walls of the red house, our ghosts floating around Punggol.

That's me!! Kuku No. 2, see, I'm so floaty I don't have to worry about cars. They'll just drive right through me!!

What a deserted and eery place. The plants all die at the sight of us.

Kuku 3 says bye bye! See, he can float everywhere, no trespassing k, the escalator's spoilt.

Haha, kidding, choy, we're all alive and kicking, I bet Jia Sheng's sleeping, and his bro will drop the pillow on his head and give him a shock, maybe he'll die sitting up. Yep, anyway, we also floated to Changi Airport for dinner (ghosts eat Char Kway Teow too!), then home. ^_^

-fly

In response to Samuel's blog. =]

HIHI, Naomi is missing!! Naomi you must learn to be consistent. Write your blog! Anyway in response to Samuelll's blogpost April 21, 2008 http://predatory-instincts.blogspot.com/, I shall write one my own ^_^ Go see his first, then you see mine. =]

Since there is a beast waiting to be released, the cat shall wait with him, but it's released a little faster. Still, she's waiting.... She's not as violent as that ol' beast, she just licks her lips and sits down patiently.. for May, 28 to be exact. And you can see, that's why she doesn't have to be locked up in the cage. ^_^

Meow
Oh but she's getting impatient, you know why, that beast is noisy, he kept rattling his cage though the cat sits quietly beside him. Hmph, take the cat for granted?!

RAWR. Shut up! Hahah, we all know it's fun. Psst. The beast himself escaped from his cage once or twice, that's why he's this impatient. But he should be contented k. At least he had a few successful escapes before going back in.

But as the cat sat there daydreaming, while the crazy beast continues rattling his cage, she knew that mother cat will never ever allow her to get out of her sight, much less go into the wilderness. She can already imagine her expression though she prepared to beg for freedom.

"DON'T. EVEN THINK ABOUT IT."

Oh well, from another point of view, perhaps running into the wilderness will kill it, since she's just a cat. And she was born that way anyway, a bit of a weirdo hahaha, or maybe, she will just run off without telling her mama. =] Then she can go find the beast, in 5 months when he finally gets out of his cage. (SLOW POKE).

And the cat says: "May 28, take it slow."

-fly

=]

Say bye bye to the Sabah, I've been putting off any stuff I wanted to post to prevent those Sabah posts from being pushed down. :(( Time to move on. x) Nah, I'm just really bored now, got this from Chelmin. http://chelx.deviantart.com/

Tagged by no one ^_^

1) Full Name: TEO JUN LIN
2) Male/Female: Female!! Though some ppl asked whether I'm part male :D
3) Were you named after anyone: nope. my grandpa gave it to me
4) Does your name mean anything: Yeah it means Princess(jun) Jade(lin). jade, eww.
5) Nick Name(s): Fly
6) What do you think you look like: Proud to say I'm TALLER than my older sissy x)
7) Date of Birth: 28 May 90
8) Place of Birth and Current Location: Singapore
9) Nationality: Singaporean
10) Astrology Sign: Gemini
11) Chinese Astrology: Horse
12) Religion: Christian (I think, I wish)
13) What's your favorite smell: Err.. Mostly food cause I love to eat (:
14) Political Position: Shan't say anything about it hur hur.
15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning: Fresh Milk. yum.
16) Hair+Eye color: Brown.. Black.. Brown black?
17) Do you look like anyone famous: That's for you to comment luh. lol.
18) What do you look like: A girl?
19) Any unusual talents: Erm, nah.. I'm normal.
20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous: Righty.
21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other: Straight, unless you count Naomi as my les partner, RITEE, Naomi?
22) What do you do for a living: Supposedly studying for most parts of it and living off my parents right now lol.
23) What do you do for fun: Write! Or dance with my psycho sis, and some unusual stuff haha.
24) What kind of material do you like to use: Pencil, and my poem booky ^^
25) What kind of materials would you like to work with: Dunno.
26) Have you met your grandparents: Yeah all, but 2 grandpas died ald.
27)Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Heh.. No, it's a complicated thing, shall leave it for nxt time.
28) Crush: Hmm, I seriously dont. know. =]
29) What celebrity would you date if you could: AHH, Jensen Ackles!! Maybe Robert Hoffman.
31) Favorite online Guy/Girl(s) : Samuellll hee.
32) Favorite place to be: Under the bridge near Esplanade.
33) Least favorite place to be: My grandmother's house. oops. =X
34) Do you burn or tan: Burn
35) Ever break a bone: Nope.
36) What is your favorite cereal: The chicken brand honey crunch cornflakes! x)
37) Person you cry with: I don't like to cry, and when I do cry, I cry alone =]
38) Any sisters: yup. one older sissy by about 5 min?
39) Any brothers: yup. One Monkey.
40) Any pets: No. :((
41) An Illness: Err, no I guess.
42) Pager: haha. no.
43) A personal phone line: No..
44) A cell phone: Yep.
45) A visible birthmark: i dont know, actually.
46) A pool or hot tub: nah.
47) A car: no.

Decribe Your:
48) Personality: A pack of lies formed in the shape of a girl (:
49) Driving: Won't learn, cause I'll use up a lot of petrol!!
50) Your clothing style: depends on my mood.
51) Room: Purple. Empty. I hate it.
52) What's missing: Warmth.
53) School: Boring, fun at the same time, I love it? =P
54) Bed: Is a bed.
56) Do you believe in yourself: Sometimes.
57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: No.
58) Consider yourself a good listener: I guess so..
59) Have a future dream that you would like to share: I want to be a billionaire.

Do you:
60) Get Along with your parents: Yeah, when I listen to everything they say. No contact= No conflict
61) Save your emails: some.
62) Pray: Not anymore.
63) Believe in reincarnation: No.
64) Brush your teeth twice a day: Yup. Sometimes lazy, heh.
65) Like to talk on the phone: Depends on who it is and my mood.
66) Like to eat: Eating is LIFE. (:
67) Like to exercise: No... I like swimming only.
68) Like to watch sports: Swimming, ice skating, gymnastics.
69) Sing in a car: My dad will tell me to shut up.
70) What is a dream that you have all the time: I seldom repeat dreams.
71) Dream in Color: Yup.
72) Do you have nightmares: Yeah, duh. The clown was after me!!
73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: Yes! One cute Emily the Strange cat 'Jeremy'.
74) Right next to you: Mouse, my mouse, phone.
75) On your coffee cup: It's green.
76) On your mouse pad: i dont use one.
77) Your favorite flavor of gum: Actually, I hate gum.
78) Your brand of deodorant: Don't use one.
79) Your dream honeymoon spot: Bora Bora Island!!
80) Your dream wife/husband: Looks, Brains, Articulate, Minimum MCP, Money
81) Hiding in your closet: Clothes.
82) Under your bed: Nothing, I stack up my bed every morning.
83) The name of your closest/best friend: Princess :D
84) Your bad time of day: Afternoon.
85) Your worst fear(s): Loneliness.
86) What's the weather like: It's summer all year round?
87) What's your favorite time of year: School time x)
88) Your favorite holiday: I hate holidays.
89) A material weakness: Money?
90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: Hmm, wheat grass, eww.
91) The top of your "to do list": STOP LYING :D
92) The hardest thing about growing up: Inferiority.
93) A pet you want: Black or white cat!
94) Your scariest moment: I don't know, when the clown was after me in my dream?
95) Your attitude about love: It's bullshit.
96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex: Err, I don't think I did anything bout that (:
97) The worst feeling in the world: Loneliness.
98) The Best feeling in the world: Feeling loved.
99) Who sent this to you: No one.
100) 6 people you tag: Uhh, you you you you you and you. Yep.

I bring you the 3 babies I went out with today......

And I myself am a baby too!!

=fly

SABAH VII

Got these pics from Janice. =] I got so caught up with taking photos of the kids that I forgot to take the house and da infamous toilet. So below are some of the toilets specially built for us. It's like a 5 star hotel toilet to the villagers k, the best!!

Girl's toilet

Guy's toilet
Now tell me, who really gives a damn, most of the time I went into the guys' toilet. Surprisingly theirs not that smelly, at least not as smelly as the girls'.

Next time I go back, it won't be laying pipes, it'll be building toilet SEATS.

Our tent to hide away from the burning sun.

The girls' hut

The two huts are the guys'.

The blue thing is our water tank for washing plates etc.

Yes!! Our lovely river/the river we love/the love we have of the river, includes my specs hidden deep below it :(( LOL, whatever.

Pok Pok, Shu Juan, Ah Bang

Celeste, Shao Ling, Alexis

The cows responsible for the land mines (dung) that causes trauma to those who stepped on them.

The School

The double rainbow in the sky. Can't see the one on top, too faint.

And THERE, we have our long awaited killing chicken video, like I said VIEWER's DISCRETION. If you can't take it, don't watch it, I'm not responsible for any death caused.

KILL WITH ME??

And this ends our SABAH TRIP saga, let's have some reflections, hmm, to sum it all I shall say again, I LOVE SABAH to the ends of Malaysia. (:

Signing off: fly

SABAH VI

Ok, I know the above's an overdued pic haha, I completely forgot to tell you guys on the 4th day in the village we did go to a small town an hour away to get in touch with civilisation (hp reception) and reality. Yep, my sis called her friend for gpa and stayed in shock for at least a day. We can all hear her shout at Zi Jie (if you all know who he is) "HUH 2As onli ah? Why 2 As?? HUH?!! Why I only gt 3.5??!!" For your info luh, hello, she can do better but there's no need for devastation. (: The above, i repeat, is da FLEA MARKET! Yay!! I love flea markets!! TOO BAD, this flea market offers nothing and we got bored in an hour or two. :(( I bought a shoe though. (: Anw the weather was hell and there was no river to jump into. Yep, I'd also like to add, we can climb mountains near our village to get reception but unfortunately only singtel can get the reception. And you can hear the repeated saga from my sis using Samuel's hp! Poor Samuel, his phone bills rise like hell.

Hot Spring don't look like hot spring

Is it a pool? Or is it a hot spring. Haii.

Fish Therapy?? o.0 Looks like feeding fish time.

So after we left the village, tears and all, we went straight for recreational activities. I personally think I'd rather stay one more day in the village than go to their so called hot spring and fish therapy?? It's not hot spring and fish therapy!! It's baby pool and feeding time!! Haha I'm one of the lucky ones to feel a slight sucking on my ankles from the fish. Itchy uh.. And the hot spring looks dirty, don't dare to get in. What dissapointment.. Gary was saying if these 2 activities are like that, are we going to snorkel in a bathtub??!! After which, we went to the longhouse. The drainage system sucks like !#%&^$@!! I flooded a toilet bowl and the bathing area. I flushed 2 times and I was standing there looking when Naomi quickly told me to get out and I was like oh shit. The floor started filling up with water. T.T Haii, what failure.

Our room. Shared with mouse and Naomi.

After dinner, the longhouse had a performance on the different dances of different tribes.

This is fun! But not fun when your legs get caught in between the bamboos!!

We had to wake up damn early, like 530 to watch the sunrise, seriously I don't give a damn about sunrise after Jia Sheng and my sis tortured me up till 430. They wouldn't let me return to my room!! But the funny thing is while we were sitting and relaxing at the dancing area, 3 dogs appeared out of no where, like they were playing hide and seek. Hee, you need to be there to know the details. =]
Newaes, sunrise was beautiful.(: But I was hungry LOL.

Sabah Teahouse for breakfast.

We only stayed there for a night before leaving for snorkelling!! Was quite excited but yeah, sucks. Nothing much to see. Oh! I rmbed, I saw a potato chips wrapper.

Yup, later, we sat a boat back to KK and walked all the way back to the City Inn we stayed in on the first night we reached Sabah. Me and mouse and some guys went to the pub later. Oh that one was fun, Samuel loves to march when he's drunk. =] We got quite high but I don't like the giddy feeling haha, very jia lat. We slept at around 2, wake up at 7 to leave for Singapore. :(( I love SABAH!! AHH, lol, one day, I'm going to go back there. I'll post more! Like the toilets and stuff, but tada! That's the end of my lovely Sabah trip. WEE!!